With the 2009 Edwin A. Keach Memorial Wiffle Ball Tournament 3 weeks away, Las Vegas has released the favorites to take home this years’ coveted title. Here are the odds along with expert analysis for each team’s chances…
- Mega Powers (4 to 1 odds) = The defending champions return the same 2 man team that took home last year’s title, and look formidable once again. With a roster consisting of the veteran Mike Heenan and the young superstar Mark Peterson, The Mega Powers are poised to repeat. Heenan is a backyard legend hailing from the concrete jungle of the Chesnut Knoll neighborhood of Easton. This former Home Run Derby champion has found the perfect 1-2 punch with the up and coming Peterson.
- Dead Baby Mammoths (5 to 1) = Although they have yet to reveal their 2009 team name, the team formerly known as DBM is hungry to avenge last year’s bitter playoff exit. The only 2 time tourney champs have gone through an off season personnel shake up, dropping the controversial Dan Westerman and returning to 2007’s championship roster. The critics say they’ve lost the drive to be great and have grown fat on the fruits of past success, leaving this team with much to prove.
- Team New York 1 (6 to 1) = The last of the former champions, this team is dangerous despite playing what essentially amounts to a road game every time they take the field. Any title won under these adverse conditions can never be questioned, as any Wiffle Ball insider knows. However, there remain whispers that had Ben Kligler and Gregg Scarlata been at the 2006 Tournament, we might be talking about a 3 peat. A win in the 09’ tourney will surely quiet the last of the doubters and cement the Hennessey legacy.
- Green Street Elite (10 to 1) = The legendary one man show, Tim Golden, has been the most active of any GM this off season. Golden has attained all the money, fame, and individual accolades that any player could dream of. However, the one thing he desires most still eludes him, a championship ring. With this goal in mind Golden has stocked his roster with talent from all over the Wiffle Ball world. Nick Ventresco has been added for his championship experience and keen batting eye. Will Glynn, something of a mystery, has strength and talent, but is unproven in a competitive atmosphere. Will he be Wily Mo Pena or David Ortiz? Another question mark is the talented but controversial Westerman. Westerman has bounced around from team to team throughout his career, fueling rumors that he is a clubhouse cancer. This team undoubtedly is one of the most talented on paper, but it remains to be seen how they mesh on the field.
- Field (3 to 1) = With the most competitive field of teams of all time expected in 2009, it truly is anyone’s tournament to win. Who will be the next team to claim their place in tournament history??? On August 8th we’ll find out. It should be a bloodbath.
let the world know the dead baby mammoths will triumph
It’s only a matter of time before Dan Westerman makes it rain in a club or shoots himself in the leg or starts dating Madonna. Clubhouse cancer indeed. And has anyone noticed how much bigger he’s gotten since ‘07? He’s on the juice…
I can’t believe Vegas left Full Nelson off the list of favorites…Apparently having the only female in tournament history to hit a home run only gets you so far